All Bus Trips

We're running an air-conditioned, bathroom-equipped, sound-system-stacked, TV-screen-rockin party bus from NYC to and from the shows. That means you don't have to worry about finding a ride, staying sober, dealing with the scumbags on public transportation, or the crowded-ass, AC-free, no- bathroom, sound system, or TV having, might-or-might-not-come shuttle buses back to the train station after the show. You won't even have to learn where the hell "Holmdel, New Jersey" or "Wantagh, NY" actually is -- that's what our professional drivers are for. Most crucially -- and we can't stress this part enough -- there'll be no more drawing straws to see which one of your friends has to stay sober. Really, all you've gotta do is buy a ticket, show up, stumble into and out of the venue, and we'll take care of the rest. The fact that you don't have to spend one second "thinking" makes this the ultimate no-brainer.

Buses leave from the time and location listed on each show page. These bus rides are BYOS: Bring Your own Shit!!! Refreshments are not served on the bus, but we encourage you to bring your own (just keep tidy and help us keep the bus clean). Best part is that our professional drivers are also highly trained Ninjas, and will be staying with the bus to guard your precious briefcases and designer hula hoops -- meaning you can leave your stuff on the bus while you're at the show.

The buses will leave the venues half an hour after the show ends, so no matter what condition you're in, please proceed as efficiently as you can towards the bus after the last encore. The plus side is, you'll find yourself back in NYC afterwards in plenty of time to get a decent night's sleep, or to just keep raging with all the awesome people you met on the bus.

AND IF YOU WANT YOUR OWN PRIVATE PARTY ASSAULT VEHICLE,
OUR FLAGSHIP "ROCKS OFF EXPRESS" PARTY BUS IS HERE FOR YOU.

OH YES WE DID! Team Rocks Off was always relegated to the Short Bus in our public school years -- hence our debilitating case of Long Bus envy. So we did what any other wacky NYC concert promoter would do: we went out and bought the longest school bus we could find -- 45 feet to be precise -- and turned it from School Bus to COOL BUS! Did we give it a sweet red and black paint job? OF COURSE! We even painted a larger than life picture of Sancho The Pirate Fish on the side. But what about the inside? Remember those naugahyde green bench seats you'd have to sit miserably in to and from prison? WE DO! Which is why we ripped them out, gutted the entire interior and loaded it with bench seats lining each side. And yeah, we added a thumping sound system. And some flatscreens. But why stop there? We built in some coolers too. And stripper poles, because all those things are pretty much what we're all about. If they're also what you're all about, this bus can be YOURS for the night. Got a bachelor party? No sweat. Wanna do a pub crawl? You got it. Shuttle your friends to and from a Broadway show? Well, uh, OK. We guess ;-). For more info and pricing please email Sancho@RocksOff.com

* All Rocks Off buses are fully insured, DOT certified, and driven by professional drivers NOT named Otto.