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09/26/11
LESS THAN JAKE to performs two classic albums over two nights ON A BOAT!!!

We're psyched to announce that LESS THAN JAKE will be performing TWO CLASSIC ALBUMS over two nights ON A BOAT!!!  On Friday November 4th they will be playing LOSING STREAK and on Saturdya November 5th they will be playing HELLO ROCKVIEW.  Tidkets are extremely limited and once they're gone they're gone for good!  So get em while they're hot!!!

 

And check out this special video announcement of the shows.  LESS THAN JAKE shows you MORE OF JAKE (the video stars Rocks Off founder Jake aka "SzufDaddy" who accepted the band; challenge to come up with a "creative" way to annouce the shows...

   

Rocks Off Concert Cruise presents Less Than Jake from Dave Waldron on Vimeo.

08/23/11
Rocks Off 11th Anniversary Bash - Sat August 27th - Jonny Corndawg - Mike Farris - Open Bar!

Saturday August 27th will be an epic party-boat rager like none other! We will be celebrating until the wee hours of the morning aboard The Half Moon for the CD release party for Jonny Corndawg's new album 'Down on the Bikini Line'! 

But there's much more to celebrate! It's the 11th Anniversary of Rocks Off! We have been doing these concert cruises for 11 f'n years and hell, it's about time we celebrated how awesome we are! And it's also the birthday party of our Head Honcho Mr. Sancho Dominguez! He might be stuck in the Dominican Republic the night of the show but the spirit of Sancho will fill the Half Moon as we raise our tequila shots in honor and reverence. With all this awesome stuff to celebrate how could we not make this party an OPEN BAR?! That's right, only $35 for an epic night of debauchery with an open bar and performances by Johnny Corndawg and many special guests! This will be the greatest night you will never remember. Come celebrate with us - ROCKS OFF LOVES YOU!Tix available here:http://rocksoff.com/shows/1532* * * * *JONNY CORNDAWG - Corndawg is likely the only country singer influenced by hardcore punk, TRON, Tim Conway and ’50s gay pulp novels. Whether he’s dancing mock-Cossack style, playing shirtless on top of a Suburban (as he did outside Woody’s Tavern in Louisville last year) or plying his trade in a more traditional club setting, Corndawg’s singular goal is to plaster smiles across the mugs of a lucky few. Like John Prine, he conveys profound observations by exploring at times mundane lyric themes. “Lack of education didn’t hold me back / I use real butter on my buttermilk stack / I don’t need Gold’s Gym / ’cause I’m happy and fat,” he claims on “Midlife Crisis.” Corndawg is not the new James Taylor, but rather represents an alternative to middlebrow whose music spans the lo-fi folk of troubadours like The Frogs and Sentridoh and country-rockabilly freaks like Hasil Adkins and Marvin Rainwater.

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MIKE FARRIS - Mike Farris, formerly of the Screamin Cheetah Wheelies, and the only white man ever to win the Dove Gospel Award for best singer, returns to New York City for this very special show with the handpicked Rocks Off Rhythm Revue. This rock n soul patrol featuring Mike Farris, Scott Metzger, Andy Hess, and Josh Dion will be delivering the ecstatic classics. This is how you get yer Rocks Off

* * * * *ICE - ROD - A watercolor painting teacher by trade, ICE ROD is the most positive and sexually driven hip-hop artist in the US. This will be one of his first shows since taking a break after winning several freestyle competitions in Minneapolis - and receiving death threats as a result, forcing him to take a break.

05/20/11
The Juggalo Express will get you to the Gathering!!!!!

We hear tons of stories from ‘Los and ‘Lettes all over the world traveling from their homes to the elusive Hatchet Landings in Cave-in-Rock, IL, for The Gathering of the Juggalos. Now we’re working to make it even easier for any Ninjas who want to go to do the damn thing!

  

We are doing this with THE OFFICIAL JUGGALO EXPRESS! What the fuck is that, you ask? Well, The Juggalo Express is going to go down in Hatchet History as the best way to make your trek to The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos! It is a luxury coach bus which is decked out to the nines and its sole purpose is to get you to The Gathering in style!

 

The Juggalo Express features multiple flat screen televisions that will be playing Big Money Hustlas, Big Money Rustlas, various JCW shows, and more! Every seat reclines, has a moveable head rest, a foot rest, its own reading light, and an air fan! There is a bathroom on board the bus as well - so you'll have a place to dispose of your used Faygo! The bus is also equipped with luggage bays for our tents, suitcases, and whatever else you need to make your time at The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos one to remember! But we will be hitting a Juggalo-Mart near The Gathering of the Juggalos to pick up whatever booze, food, toys and Nunchucks you may have forgotten.

 

Everyone who travels on The Juggalo Express will receive a commemorative Juggalo Express t-shirt so that you can pick out your fellow Juggalo Express crew at The Gathering. You will also get a Juggalo Survival Package filled with some essential shit that you'll need for the weekend!


Tickets for the ROUND TRIP BUS RIDE to and from The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos will be $295!  We know that's a chunk of cheddar, but when you think of it in comparison to a plane ticket, a car rental, gas for your vehicle, or however else you were plannin’ on gettin’ yourself to The Gathering of the Juggalos, it ain’t no thang. Please be aware that this price is strictly for your transportation to and from The Gathering of the Juggalos. It doesn’t include your ticket to actually get into the event! That’s separate and can be purchased on juggalogathering.com.

 

Currently, there is one Juggalo Express set in stone which will be departing from The Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City.  It will leave at 9:00pm on Wednesday, August 10th, with a planned arrival time to The Gathering of the Juggalos at 5:00pm on Thursday, August 11th - the first day of The Gathering of the Juggalos. The NYC Juggalo Express will depart the Hatchet Landing grounds at NOON on Monday, August 14th with a planned arrival time of 8:00am on Tuesday, August 16th. Tickets for that bus are on sale now, but space is limited!

 

If you’re not in the NYC area, have no fear! We’re hard at work getting more busses lined up where they’re needed! We want every Juggalo and Juggelette who wants to go to The 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos to have the option of getting there in style on The Juggalo Express!

05/04/11
Bouncing Souls 4 Night Stand Onsale Friday at NOON!!!

The Bouncing Souls "For all The Unheard" Residency will be at the Highline Ballroom for 4 Nights - July 6-9, 2011!   They will be playing 2 albums a night in their entirety which means they will shred through their entire catalog over the 4 nights!  The Bouncing Souls fanclub presale went on-sale today and sold out almost immediately.  The rest of the tix go onsale FRIDAY at noon!  These tix won't last long so snatch em up as quick as you can!

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